Is she stashing extra sandwiches for lunch under there? Just in case you were wondering, this is not a maternity outfit!
If our previous model was hiding sandwiches, just think what this one could stash under her shirt! An entire buffet dinner, perhaps?
Stirrup pants were a crime against humanity. But stirrup pants in paisley? Even worse. And you know there was some woman somewhere who wore the paisley shirt with the paisley stirrup pants and thought she was somethin'.
Finally, in our men's department, no one should have to look at this shirt. I don't care if it is Izod. Adding the matching belt just makes it worse.
UPDATE: Come on over to Couture Allure's Facebook page. I'll be posting more awful 80s fashion throughout the day!