Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Awful 80s Fashion #4

It's time for a bit of levity around here. Today, I bring you another in my series about Awful 80s Fashion. Please don't dress like this, OK?.............Please?

The way to a man's heart is not by putting a bulls-eye on your chest.

Is she stashing extra sandwiches for lunch under there? Just in case you were wondering, this is not a maternity outfit!

If our previous model was hiding sandwiches, just think what this one could stash under her shirt! An entire buffet dinner, perhaps?

OK, if you want to be taken seriously at the office, don't wear a sweater vest with piggies on it.

Stirrup pants were a crime against humanity. But stirrup pants in paisley? Even worse. And you know there was some woman somewhere who wore the paisley shirt with the paisley stirrup pants and thought she was somethin'.

Yeah, kinda like this gal in her paisley sweatsuit.

What the heck is that braided thing across her chest??????

Finally, in our men's department, no one should have to look at this shirt. I don't care if it is Izod. Adding the matching belt just makes it worse.

UPDATE: Come on over to Couture Allure's Facebook page. I'll be posting more awful 80s fashion throughout the day!